June 2013
- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
May 2013
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
April 2013
relatable text post containing the words ‘horny’ ‘sad’ and ‘hungry’
W.W.A.N.D? (What Would Alexis Neiers Do?)
why the fuck did this get over 4 mil notes like this girl is gorgeous but wtf
“They leave me and I love them more.”
—Maurice Sendak (via jenshin)
- Clerk: *as loudly as possible* SORRY SIR YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. LMAO WHY DID YOU EVEN GET IN LINE WITCHA BROKE ASS? HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS POOR PERSON. HE CAN'T AFFORD THINGS.
I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% of it and it looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I look ugly in them
“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”
—The Kite Runner (via wizlaqueefa)
