- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
relatable text post containing the words ‘horny’ ‘sad’ and ‘hungry’
- Clerk: *as loudly as possible* SORRY SIR YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. LMAO WHY DID YOU EVEN GET IN LINE WITCHA BROKE ASS? HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS POOR PERSON. HE CAN'T AFFORD THINGS.
I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% of it and it looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I look ugly in them
“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.” —The Kite Runner (via wizlaqueefa)