The Girl With The Kraken Tattoo
July 2012
jzul:
one time i asked my parents to send me to fat camp just because i’d be the hottest one there
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a shitload of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
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my facebook newsfeed is meme bloggers and mark zuckerberg doesnt understand why his stocks are going down ????
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when do the Olympic Twerking Finals come on?
when I have to make a pizza with anchovies on it
when people tell me they want “canadian bacon” on their pizza instead of just saying ham
- every drug dealer no matter the quality of their weed: it's some fire!
“Sometimes you need to give up on people. Not because you dont care, but because they dont. You can never change the way a person is, so the best thing to do is change the way you take part in a situation. As for me .. im leaving”
—(via the22ndofoctober)
there is no worse pain than biting into a hot pocket too soon
well there’s cancer
really
- me in 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
- me in 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
you must be a combination of fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium, iodine, nitrogen, gallium, and yttrium, cause you’re FUCKIN GaY
- me: *on tumblr while watching gymnastics*
- me: *reblogs post*
- gymnastics commentator: oh my that was a fantastic tumble!
- me: thank you
