The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a shitload of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
my facebook newsfeed is meme bloggers and mark zuckerberg doesnt understand why his stocks are going down ????
when I have to make a pizza with anchovies on it
when people tell me they want “canadian bacon” on their pizza instead of just saying ham
- every drug dealer no matter the quality of their weed: it's some fire!
- me in 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
- me in 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
you must be a combination of fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium, iodine, nitrogen, gallium, and yttrium, cause you’re FUCKIN GaY
- me: *on tumblr while watching gymnastics*
- me: *reblogs post*
- gymnastics commentator: oh my that was a fantastic tumble!
- me: thank you